Monday, July 4, 2011

Ragini MMS (2011)

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Reviewed by Cigarette Smoking Man B

I don’t give a damn what anybody thinks, I love the freakin’ found footage genre. If you have been living under a rock or a fat wife for the past five years, it has been a craze for the horror community to get the genre right. It’s the whole ‘reality’ thingy and ‘what if it was me?’ feeling that gets my pants in a rush. Every country has got one, except for… can’t think of one at the moment, so, let’s carry on with my debut of a review...


India’s try with this genre comes from Independent Bollywood iRock, claiming its bollywood entertainment redefined, helmed by some director dude named Pavan Kirpalani. The release of this flick came by a storm of boring warnings by the Indian Board of Film Certification requesting for some loads of censors for gratuitous boobies grabbing and ass shaking scenes. If you ask me, they should have shit lots of that. Now, the censored version of RAGINI MMS floats around.


I must say, this movie had me sweaty for the first hour of the movie with a lot pure cock teasing moments and what the ladies refer to as ‘intimate moments’ as our main characters Uday (Raj Kumar) and Ragini (Kainaz Motivala) run thru the town and set out for a erotic weekend at run down, bug infested, brothel like bungalow in the middle of nowhere. (Just for the record, my wife would cut my balls off we ended up there.) But to the surprise of all movie goers, Uday ain’t no Bubba Love as he actually made a deal to get Ragini doing the wild thing on camera so that he gets to be an actual actor… who can act!!. Fine explanation for the whole ‘CCTV mode’ of the movie. A lot of steaminess here and there but always keep your eyes out of focus as you will actually have glimpses of some activity elsewhere. The ghostly entity doesn’t actually rears in face till an hour in but it is worth the wait. There are moments in the movie that will get you hooked and I can actually say that without giving out any spoilers, this maybe the genre’s Top 10 worldwide list maker. The CGs are alright and avoiding typical horror clichés, I would recommend at least two views and some good subtitles. So till my next words, light one up for us. Download here


3.5 Ciggies out of 5

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